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Ich heiße Anne und komme aus Hannover. Ich bin 80 Jahre alt und liebe es zu häkeln! Ich habe 3 Geschwister und bin sehr glücklich.. Meine Lieblingssendung ist Spongebob xD ^^ Wenn ihr mehr über mich erfahren wollt klickt auf diesen kleinen Link:
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Joke/Quote of the day:
There was a poor woman selling dried fish in the streets while her children are in a Private School... selling too!
-Joke By: Justin D.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! YAY!!

Joke/Quote of the day:
"Kid:Mommy!Buy me pprrutos
Mommy: It's not pprrutos! It's Frutos! STUFID!"
Joke by: Justin D.

STORY GENERATED THROUGH: Elite[dot]net

Characters:
SuperCham - Champie's superhero
SuperPie - Champie's Sidekick
Neko - Champie's japanese pet


It all started when our antagonizing protagonist,Supercham, woke up in a magical cornfield. It was the ninth time it had happened. Feeling really frustrated, Supercham backhanded a dull pencil, thinking it would make her feel better (but as usual, it did not). In a tragically predictable turn of events, she realized that her beloved diary was missing! Immediately she called her parole officer, Superpie. Supercham had known Superpie for (plus or minus) 2,000 years, the majority of which were enchanting ones. Superpie was unique. She was ingenious though sometimes a little... pestering. Supercham called her anyway, for the situation was urgent.

Superpie picked up to a very ecstatic Supercham. Superpie calmly assured her that most long-haired sea monkeys grimace before mating, yet venomous koalas usually flamboyantly cringe *after* mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting Supercham. Why was Superpie trying to distract Supercham? Because she had snuck out from Supercham's with the diary only three days prior. It was a enticing little diary... how could she resist?

It didn't take long before Supercham got back to the subject at hand: her diary. Superpie sighed. Relunctantly, Superpie invited her over, assuring her they'd find the diary. Supercham grabbed her time machine and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Superpie realized that she was in trouble. She had to find a place to hide the diary and she had to do it aggressively. She figured that if Supercham took the amphibious vehicle, she had take at least three minutes before Supercham would get there. But if she took the time machine? Then Superpie would be scarcely screwed.

Before she could come up with any reasonable ideas, Superpie was interrupted by eight dimwitted Nekos that were lured by her diary. Superpie yawned; 'Not again', she thought. Feeling concerned, she deftly reached for her gerbil and thoughtfully punched every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the lemur-infested moor, squealing with discontent. She exhaled with relief. That's when she heard the time machine rolling up. It was Supercham.

----o0o----

As she pulled up, she felt a sense of urgency. She had had to make an unscheduled stop at Egg Roll King to pick up a 12-pack of carrots, so she knew she was running late. With a skillful leap, Supercham was out of the time machine and went charismatically jaunting toward Superpie's front door. Meanwhile inside, Superpie was panicking. Not thinking, she tossed the diary into a box of carrots and then slid the box behind her time machine. Superpie was exasperated but at least the diary was concealed. The doorbell rang.

'Come in,' Superpie earnestly purred. With a quick push, Supercham opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some annoying flaming idiot in a deliciously practical 4-door,' she lied. 'It's fine,' Superpie assured her. Supercham took a seat right next to where Superpie had hidden the diary. Superpie belched trying unsuccessfully to hide her nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' she blurted. But Supercham was distracted. Absolutely thrilled, Superpie noticed a funny-smelling look on Supercham's face. Supercham slowly opened her mouth to speak.

'...What's that smell?'

Superpie felt a stabbing pain in her scalp when Supercham asked this. In a moment of disbelief, she realized that she had hidden the diary right by her oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A selfish look started to form on Supercham's face. She turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's wolverines from when she used to have pet legless puppies. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Supercham nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before Superpie could react, Supercham fearlessly lunged toward the box and opened it. The diary was plainly in view.

Supercham stared at Superpie for what what must've been two minutes. Duly ecstatic about the looming crises, Superpie groped scandalously in Supercham's direction, clearly desperate. Supercham grabbed the diary and bolted for the door. It was locked. Superpie let out a curious chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Supercham,' she rebuked. Superpie always had been a little oafish, so Supercham knew that reconciliation was not an option; she needed to escape before Superpie did something crazy, like... start chucking wolverines at her or something. With fist clenched and teeth gnashed, she gripped her diary tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.

Superpie looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from Supercham. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame three days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly she felt a tinge of concern for Supercham. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. Superpie walked over to the window and looked down. Supercham was gone.

----o0o----

Just yonder, Supercham was struggling to make her way through the fanstic pumpkin patch behind Superpie's place. Supercham had severely hurt her armpit during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral Nekos suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the diary. One by one they latched on to Supercham. Already weakened from her injury, Supercham yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing she saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of Nekos running off with her diary.

But then God came down with His intelligent smile and restored Supercham's diary. Feeling angered, God smote the Nekos for their injustice. Then He got in His tricycle and jettisoned away with the fortitude of 550,000 spotted wolf hamsters running from a enlarged pack of venomous koalas. Supercham skipped with joy when she saw this. Her diary was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in nine minutes her favorite TV show, Precious Time, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When disease-carrying chipmunks meet contraceptive'). Supercham was contented. And so, everyone except Superpie and a few hand grenade-toting Indonesian devil cats lived blissfully happy, forever after.

Labels: istorya, non-sense

Quote of the day:
"When you can live forever, what do you live for?"
-Twilight

Mga gifts yan.
December 22,2008

Yay! It's my first post for December. LOL and it's already December 22. xp
I hope there'll be a santa. XD
Christmas Party last December 19 was soo fun~ Nitan-aw nalang unta mo. xp I don't know how to tell ya what happened. HAHA. Anndd, I hope I'll get HIGH scores in the test.
Unsa-on kaha pagka-high nga way tuon?
Spexial Mentions:
Micaela: Mao ni ako giingun! Gets?
Ms. Gay 2008: hahaha.XD kaayo ka!! Basta, bring that thingumajigs on January 5,2009.
And to all: Pinaskuhan nako? haha.
3 DAYS TO CHRISTMAS! YAY!